Archive for May, 2007

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Proluratol may not be right for everyone. People who have serious heart, liver, stomach, brain, or foot conditions should not take Proluratol. Women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, or may be pregnant and not know it, should not take Proluratol. Tell you doctor if you experience dizziness, nausea, hallucinations, heart palpitations, chest pain, breathing difficulty, rectal bleeding, cerebral hemorrhaging, or abdominal spasms, because these can be signs of a rare but serious side effect. Be sure to tell your doctor about any other medications you are taking as Proluratol may cause an unexpected reaction.

Proluratol. It’s time to live again.

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