Here is something you didn’t know. Apparently, Donald Rumsfeld is a poet . Neither did I. Right.


7 Responses to “Rums-felt”

  1. 1 jenlinnan November 12, 2006 at 4:38 am

    There once was a fellow named Rummy
    Who seemed to be kind of a dummy;
    His words were confusing,
    Albeit amusing;
    But even as poems they are crummy.

  2. 2 alden November 12, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    I’d contract it to a “they’re” in the last line to make it scan, but otherwise you’re score is:

    8 points for limerick format,
    3 points for spontaneity

    for a total of 11 points, which, on a 10-point scale is quite good.

  3. 3 Joe November 12, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Alden: -1 for improper overuse of contracted forms of “are.”

  4. 4 jenlinnan November 13, 2006 at 6:19 am

    Yay! I got points! And I think there’s a Spinal Tap reference in there, so that’s even better!

    Joe: improper overuse? Negative gold star for a) confusing syntax, b) masquerading as Grammar Police, and c) raining on the limerick parade.

  5. 5 othercriteria November 14, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    Pish. I’ve had Rumsfeld on my back for years.

  6. 6 alden November 15, 2006 at 12:50 am

    oops, I see what Joe means. Negative 10 points to me for not catching the “you’re/your” fuckup.

  7. 7 jenlinnan November 15, 2006 at 4:16 am

    Actually, I think fuck-up is hyphenated.

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