cause for celebration

This just in.

Apparently—apparently—celebrities are in love with themselves. I KNOW, I KNOW—but there you are! After all, this is a thorough (n=200) academic study, performed by faculty at USC, only one of whom moonlights as the host of a talk-radio sex show. Believe it or not, celebrities are typically at least a little narcissistic.

(It should be said here, in light of some of this page’s previous contents, that by “in love with themselves,” we mean “purely in the mental/psychological sense with no physical affection intended or implied.” People—especially people who turn this blog up on search engines—tend to get the wrong idea.)

The Clandestine Panda Service would like to take this opportunity to thank Professors Pinsky and Young for their hard work, and, more importantly, for their dedication to human betterment. Let’s face it: understanding the workings of the celebrity mind will help therapists improve the lives of LITERALLY DOZENS of patients. Academia can do some wonderful things.


1 Response to “cause for celebration”

  1. 1 tower of saviors hack September 19, 2014 at 8:43 am

    Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave
    it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell
    to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

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